Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Time To Say Buh-Bye to Kate Spike



I'm phasing out this blog--I had fun with it but it never really came together with a cohesive direction.  I've found my calling, though, and have created this blog!  I have discovered a whole world of people who fanatically embrace the 50's lifestyle and I figured, well, I LIVED the 50's so I just might have something of interest to share with the younger crowd and some old farts, too.  Plus I have a treasure trove of "stuff" I have collected over the course of my travels to thrift stores and estate sales that wasn't really appropriate to Kate Spike but works well within the Vintage Christine blog. 

Of course, Poonie's blog will continue--right now we're in the midst of Holly's heartworm situation and a bad reaction to a rabies shot.  Poonie is sitting in the room with me right now, quite upset because I haven't given him his treats, so he's ripping up a magazine page.  He got a swat, which didn't faze him in the least.

For those few of you who have followed this blog, I cordially invite you to drop by the new blog.  Shall we cocktail?  Oh, but mais oui!!

Monday, October 12, 2009

You Just Can't Beat the U.S. Mail For Making You Happy (and a good friend or two doesn't hurt, either)

Last week wasn't such a great week.  First I found out that Holly has heartworms and then we reached the unfortunate point in settling my mother's "estate" where nastiness has reared its ugly head.  When I opened the mailbox on Saturday, lo and behold, there was a little bubble pack filled with the cutest, sweetest little "happies".  A hankie, swizzle sticks, a tobacco leaf advert with some sewing needles on the back, a cool little plastic flower, a salt & pepper set and a stickpin.  In the words of Rachel Ray: "How fabbo is that?!"



This is an AWESOME salt & pepper set.  Look at that butt!  And those boobs!  Wowza!!  Pass me those condiments, puh-LEEZ!



I may have mentioned that I'm the person who will never, ever, ever pass up a stickpin.  This one with the big topaz stone has taken a place of honor in the collection.  It's gorgeous!

Thank you sooooooo much for making me feel soooooooo much better, Miz Anna M.  I've never met you but I honestly count you as a friend (and that was even before you sent the goodies)!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Yes, Del, There Really IS A Mouseville

"The Green Mile" is one of my favorite movies, and I'm not ashamed to say that after watching it numerous times I STILL cry when they electrocute John Coffey ("just like the drink except not spelled the same") at the fictitious Cold Mountain Prison in Louisiana.  One of my favorite actors is Michael Jeter, who did a great job as Edouard "Del" Delacroix (and he did a pretty good job with the always-difficult Cajun accent).  Del's hope was that after he was electrocuted, his pet mouse Mr. Jingles would be able to spend his last years in Mouseville, Florida.  Just before they threw the switch, evil little Percy looked him straight in the eye and told him that it was just a made-up story--there was no Mouseville.





I have proof to the contrary, right in my living room.  They got the location off a little--it's actually Mouseville, Mississippi.

(click on the image to see all the cute details)
Recommendation for a rainy afternoon:  If you haven't seen "The Green Mile", rent it.  If you've already seen it, snuggle in and watch it again. 

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Kate Goes To A Gun Show

I'm the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal.  Card-carrying.  FLAMING, even!!  So when I said to hubby, "Hey, wanna go to that gun show in Laurel this weekend," well, he looked at me like I'd just suggested going to an orgy with space aliens and Karl Rove.  I mean, I drive around with THIS on my car:


And this:


And THIS!  Well, it's not political but I sure do love my Mudflap Man (and it looks like I might need to get me 'nother one from Northern Sun):


So here we go, festooned and adorned with LIBERAL OBAMA-LOVING COMMIE PINKO stickers all over my car, driving merrily up to Laurel, Mississippi for the gun show.  I'm not interested in guns one way or the other, although I'm married to a NRA member who loves loves loves to play shoot 'em up.  He shoots at paper targets and is not interested in hunting down Bambi and friends. 


Here's our official stamp after paying six bucks apiece to enter the Gun Show.  Our waitress at Red Lobster stared at our hands like they were covered with green and purple dots.


And guess what?  I BOUGHT SOMETHING AT THE GUN SHOW! 
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A gorgeous, breathtaking, perfect Weiss rhinestone brooch!  Leave it to me to go to a gun show and go home with costume jewelry!  (Click on the image for a better view).

P.S.:  and just why did I want to go to a gun show if I'm not interested in guns?  Well, sometimes it's a good idea to mingle with people (other than my dear husband) who don't share your philosophical views.  As it turned out, 99% of the people there were just looking at and buying guns and ammo.  There was just ONE booth that carried survivalist, anti-government literature and it didn't look like he was having a big sale day with books like The Turner Diaries and a how-to manual on how-to steal someone's identity.  Which is apparently perfectly legal until you USE someone else's identity.

Good grief. 

Saturday, October 3, 2009

What I Sent in the Monkeybox Box--After the Fact


Handmade (not by me, lol) watermelon potholders, vintage apron, Halloween tea towel & socks, various pretty pattern notecards & notebook, crafty Christmas necklace, Japanese candy (and you get a prize--I've been eating this stuff since I was a kid), pearls, pins, salt & pepper, "Go Fish" card game, mini bottles, vintage makeup bag, Gloria Vanderbilt makeup bag, tea-stained lace runner, vintage reindeer cookie cutter . . . I hope everyone enjoys what I stuffed in the box!!

Friday, October 2, 2009

What I Kept From The Monkeybox Box

Hey Mom! You just got a suspicious looking box from someone named Shara!


Boo sniffing the box for bombs. It passed inspection.

Here's some of what was in the Monkeybox box. My husband was fascinated with the Canoes of the New Zealand Maori kitchen towel. That's a rooster apron, a vintage sun bonnet, cute canister set, several salt & pepper sets (I collect them, so not a-one made it to the next destination), a dolly dress, prize ribbons, a mirror--what a great box of junque!

Close-up of salt & pepper sets. Love the wooden clothespins. And everyone needs to get a round tuit!
Several cards of vintage fasteners, buttons, and other sewing paraphernalia look utterly divine in my Hommer's Kitten Sewing Kit box. I just got it a week ago and was wondering how to fill it. Problem solved!
It's Sugar Bear!
This toaster cover was my hands-down favorite. Unfortunately, my husband insists on actually USING the toaster which totally messes up my display . . .
Thank you, Shara, for letting me in on the fun!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

A Few Rays of Sunshine

Not that I need any proof that there's a God, but sometimes it's nice to see such beautiful evidence, right at my front gate.

New Look!

In honor of the cooler weather down here, which is TREMENDOUSLY WONDERFUL, I decided to go waaaaay pinky and girly with the blog.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Barbie Boutique at Pottery Barn

I am a card-carrying Barbie Fan Club member and probably have upwards of, oh, about 75 Barbies, all still in their packaging. They range from the Wizard of Oz series to the Alice in Wonderland Series to the DC Comics series (Black Canary, Supergirl, Wonder Woman and Batgirl) to The Carol Burnett Show "Went With the Wind" Barbie (one of my favorites--even has the curtain rod across the shoulders!) to the three Lounge Kitties to various reproductions of classic vintage Barbies. I desperately wanted to go to the Barbie convention last year but could find no one to accompany me and when I decided I was gonna go it alone this year I found out they had been sold out for months.
I received an email from the BFC alerting me that Pottery Barn has jumped on Barbie's 50th Anniversary juggernaut, so now you can buy overpriced pink girly stuff and rub shoulders with all those snooty Pottery Barn shoppers (you know, the same rude ones who shop at Whole Foods). Here's the exclusive-to-Pottery-Barn Barbie. Well OF COURSE I'm going to get it!

Barbie Doll in black or white: $49


Duvet cover. $76 for twin, also available in Full and Queen. We have a Queen size bed. Hmmmm . . .
Coordinating Barbie sheets. $54 twin set. Also available in Full & Queen. Hmmm, again.
A sweet little Barbie pillow. $26.
Barbie framed art. $69.99 each.

After you've jumped out of your Barbie bed in your Barbie pjs ($39.50) you can sit down to a hearty Barbie breakfast with your Barbie tabletop set. $19 for plate, bowl and glass. Tiara not included but highly recommended.

Finally, Barbie--IN THE FLESH--is appearing at select Pottery Barns. Barbie is simultaneously appearing in seven different states and in Canada ON THE SAME DAY.

The day I saw 3 Santas within 1 hour had to have been one of more traumatizing times in my short life. Thankfully, the Barbie appearances are spaced out a little further than 3 major department stores in downtown Los Angeles.

Friday, September 25, 2009

A Cankle?

Before going any further, this is not me.

I would not wear plaid shoes nor EVER wear a pair of pants with embroidery on the cuff and I'm not quite this plus-sized. As a matter of fact, I just started a Ticker for weight loss AND ordered a weight loss program called Slim In 6 -- it's one of those advertised on tv in the wee morning hours but I haven't ordered one of these since I succumbed to Richard Simmons' call to bounce around to the oldies. After I post this, I'm going to have my husband take a photo of me in my swimming suit for the BEFORE picture--he is under STRICT orders to remain stoic during the photo shoot. I don't plan on blogging about this unless I actually start to lose weight--I'm one of those people who have tried every diet and exercise plan known to womankind and still can't keep off the pounds--why leave, they say--we like it here. Ever the optimist, however, I'm giving it another shot. Anyone want to join me????

The photo shows an example of cankles, which is a combination of the words "calf" and "ankle"--and if you can't differentiate your calf from your ankle, you have cankles. Apparently this word came up on an episode of "Friends". I don't recall that particular episode but I'm sure they were talking about when Monica was fat and she probably had cankles.

Hard to look at Courtney Cox and even FICTITIOUSLY imagine her as anything but a stick.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

My New Favorite Figurines

After visiting with relatives this past Sunday I stopped in at Bayou Moon Antiques in Mandeville, LA to say hello to Mandy. Unfortunately she wasn't working that day but the woman there was very nice. There is so much to look at here--things are all over the place inside and out--there is the main building (a former cottage) plus two storage sheds stuffed to the rafters, another shed that Mandy is in the process of emptying AND more stuff than you can imagine in the front yard, the back yard and the side yards PLUS the front porch!


This sweet little Art Deco ceramic deer was on one of the outside tables, dirty but no chips or breakage. I love the celadon green color!




The bad thing about hunting for antiques here is that only the cottage is air-conditioned, and it's particularly brutal in the overstuffed sheds. I went inside with my little deer and found this beautiful jade green solid glass Buddha--he's only about 3" tall but after a bath he'll be beautiful in a window. It's always good to have a fat happy Buddha in the house!
Since this is an actual antique store I don't buy much here but it's fun to look around and if the man from across the street drops by, you also get an interesting conversation on any number of topics. It was a nice way to spend a few hours.



Monday, September 21, 2009

Beth's Giveaway

Everyone loves a good giveaway, and my niece-through-marriage-to-my-wonderful-nephew-Sean is celebrating her Blogversary with some really great stuff! Who wouldn't love a fabulous FREE PURSE?! Her new business sounds fascinating and although I have no idea where she's finding the time to do it, I know it will be a total success. Visit her blog here. Good luck!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Dinnerware in The Shed

My husband provided me with built-in shelves all along the back wall plus a couple short ones on the side walls but we soon realized we'd need waaaaaay more storage space. He bought two freestanding units--this one holds MOST of my dinnerware collections. I say MOST. Note that the vast majority my collections either already belonged to me through inheritance/marriage or have been purchased one or two pieces at a time, mainly at thrift stores and flea markets. Every once in awhile, though, I go overboard.


The top shelf holds Jeannette "Floragold", which is one of my favorite glass patterns. I started collecting this when I found a pretty pair of salt & pepper shakers with silverplate tops at the flea market. I loved the design and the color so I paid the lady her $5 and took them home. When I finally located the pattern and maker (Google can be frustrating until you hit on just the right words) and saw how much this little set is worth ($80) I figured I'd gotten a pretty good deal. Unfortunately, the high value means that you must have the original white plastic tops; otherwise, they're worth about what I paid for them (and on further inspection I saw that the base on one was chipped. I bought these before I had trained myself to ALWAYS wear my glasses at flea markets & antique malls, as well as feel around all the rims and bases. Sometimes sellers "forget" to mark a damaged piece as is). To make a long story short, over the last year I've finally put together a perfect pair with perfectly uncracked tops, and I also own the covered sugar & creamer, the ruffled bowls, a large pitcher, a gorgeous round tray, and enough dinner plates, salad plates, serving bowls, soup bowls, cups & saucers and berry bowls to feed a good-sized crowd.


Next shelf down is my Mother's Blue Ridge Pottery "June Bouquet". Eight full place settings. Amazingly, I had NO IDEA she had this dinnerware until after she passed in January. I was reading some notes from her safety deposit box and one mentioned the Blue Ridge Pottery dinnerware stored in the back of a kitchen cupboard at her farm. She wanted it to be sold and the proceeds divided between her daughters. Will do.


I don't usually do this, but I bought this entire set of Pyrex "Pink Flamingo" dinnerware at an "estate sale"--one of those that advertises itself as such and then you get there and it's either in a doublewide or (as this one was) in the detached garage. Plus nobody had died, which I thought was sort of a prerequisite for an event advertised as an estate sale. I'm totally mad for Pyrex anyway and what could scream "mid-century" more than PINK FLAMINGO! Since I'm really more interested in stuff from the 50's-70's over earlier eras I decided to get it (plus it was a really really good price). They had additional pieces inside the doublewide (yup, a doublewide) so I was able to obtain several large bowls, pie plates and platters.

Below is my "Fire-King" shelf. I became entranced with the "Vienna Lace" pattern (white with platinum banding and lacy design) when I literally unearthed (as in, from the ground) a Vienna Lace platter while hunting around outside one of my fav antique stores, Bayou Moon in Mandeville, LA (shoutout to Mandy!!). Of course I didn't know exactly what it was but it had that beautiful Fire-King logo and no mention of it being microwave-proof. Then I found a dealer on eBay who had a couple place settings and serving pieces so I placed the order (again, a very good price, especially for eBay these days), but unfortunately some of the pieces arrived broken. This wonderful dealer replaced the pieces at no charge and SHE paid the shipping to get the replacements to me! I used to be able to buy this pattern at thrift stores but once THEY discovered eBay they're pricing anything that says Fire-King waaaaaay too high. One of my local thrifts actually has an "eBay Room" where they put anything they think might be remotely collectible. To make matters worse, they research the item on eBay, print out what it's selling for, and then charge the same price! Anyone familiar with eBay knows that the "Buy It Now" prices are usually rediculous. I'm not going to rant further about this because I've already done it but it just irritates the high heck out of me.
The other pieces are Fire-King "Swirl" in a lovely pastel pink (there's also one "Shell" plate in the same color). The tumblers in front are called "Chantilly" but I really love the pink pony tumblers. Anchor Hocking marketed a tumbler pattern called "Wrought Iron" with the pink "Swirl" but I prefer my tumbler patterns, plus I recently found a coffee pot with sugar & creamer in that lacy "Chantilly" pattern. I don't have a complete set of the pink "Swirl" (I call a complete set at least 6 place settings of dinner plate, salad plate, soup bowl, berry bowl and cup & saucer) but I do have the covered sugar and creamer. I just found a set of four "Swirl" salad plates in Azur-ite (a very soft pale blue) and I'm thinking this might be my next attempted collection. The Azur-ite also looks heavenly with the pastel pink so I might do a little mixing and matching.



The bottom shelf holds several different patterns and includes several pieces of Bavarian porcelain. I'm not a big fan of Bavarian porcelain, pretty though it is (and I have quite a few pieces from my grandmother), but most of this was being sold for rediculously low prices, so what the heck. I AM a huge fan of the Royal China "Blue Heaven" dinnerware (front right) but many of the pieces I find are cracked and dulled from heavy usage. It's so retro, though! Behind the "Blue Heaven" is a single setting of Hazel Atlas "Moderntone" -- I think it's so cute and I also have the sugar & creamer. There are also a few pieces of crystal "Miss America".


I had been storing my mother's silverplate for years and one day in March 2007 after she'd moved in with us, I took her on a "field trip" to one of our local antique malls. We had a nice chat with the owner and hit on the great idea of renting a booth and selling the silverplate, as well as possibly selling her "Portia" crystal and Minton china. The silverplate, crystal and china were wedding gifts so they date back to the late 40's. We were due to move in on April 1 so we had a couple weeks to get ready for the move. My mother had horrible, debilitating arthritis in her hands but let me tell you, she sat at the kitchen table with me and rubbed the silverplate just as hard as she could. For you see, it was all severely tarnished from years of storage and we wanted it to look pretty for our soon-to-be customers!

And do you know that we did not sell a SINGLE piece of her silverplate?! I had spent countless hours researching all the makers and setting reasonable prices for all the coffee pots and pitchers and serving dishes and nut bowls and trays and creamers & sugars. They looked beautiful in our booth, Nettie's Parlor, shining and gleaming away. Then we find out that nobody wants silverplate and if they do they WANT it tarnished! I brought it all home and before it went in the shed I even offered it to my sisters, who were not interested. So I'm back to being The Keeper of Mom's Silverplate (and buying a few pieces now and then). It's getting pretty tarnished so perhaps I'll take it back down to the booth one of these days.

The silverplate is sitting next to my Pyrex collection. I'll share those beauties in my next post. I think I'm going to get out for a little while and hit a few thrift stores & flea markets.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Slobfest's Dead Bug Party

I know it's not nice to be happy about the death of some of God's creatures, but I think Jesus and I are in agreement on this one. The only good lovebug is a dead lovebug. (Isn't this just the BEST Jesus souvenir EVER? Not only is the image one of my favorites, but it's decoupaged onto a souvenir cedar box stamped NEW ORLEANS LA and I bought it for a dollar at one of my local thrift stores).

OK--here's the front of the shed. When they leveled the ground preparing for the slab, they used Alabama red clay. There was quite a bit left over so we diligently spread it all around the area. As you can see, not even our daily rainstorms can coerce anything to grow through this nasty clay masquerading as dirt. The boards on the ground (right side of picture) had to be put there since if you step on wet red clay you will (1) get it on your shoes and spend the next 15 minutes trying to get it off, and (2) slip on it and fall smack on your butt. Believe me on that one.

Now, about those lovebugs. We get them without fail in Spring and Fall. The spiders look forward to lovebug time, of course, as do the local car washes. They fly around quite lanquidly in huge groups, hooked up to each other (hence the name, which is a nice version of what most people call them: f**kbugs), and when you venture out to Walmart, your windshield gets COMPLETELY covered in bug guts almost immediately. They emerge from somewhere, hook up, and die in (yay) mass quantities.

The shed's brand new air conditioner is littered with corpses, both inside and out.

So, after I'd spent a few minutes rejoicing over the end of lovebug season, I open the shed door and am greeted with this:

Ants. Ants who are building an anthill IN MY SHED out of that damn red clay. I sprayed the living hell out of them.

After dispatching the dudes from "A Bug's Life", I turned to face the contents of THE SHED! I have three long folding tables in the middle of the room. They are completely covered.

You may be able to see: sets of milk glass mugs and milk glass sherbets, Fiesta platters, amber Pyrex bowl, penguin ice tub, faux copper ice tub, a ceramic display arm (under the table, looking a bit gruesome), and of course several boxes of stuff that needs to be unpacked. The white plastic 3-drawer thingie (one of 2) holds stacks of vintage linens, gloves and hats.

Ya want more? Tomorrow we dive deeper into the madness. Can you say Jeannette Floragold? Blue Ridge dinnerware? Hazel Atlas Moderntone? Fire King dinnerware? Silverplate? PYREX?!!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

My Entry In the Garage Slobfest

A first glance, you would naturally think that a sane, normal person lived in this house. Perhaps the landscaping leaves something to be desired, but hey, it's freaking HOT down here.



A close-up reveals a front porch already tastefully decorated for Fall.

There's a lovely pond surrounded by mature oaks and cypress trees. Happy turtles and bass of various sizes often enjoy snacks of stale bread fed to them by the lady of the house. What could be more normal?


Uh oh. The Barbie Collection in The Office. Three deep in some places.

Halloween witches are taking over one of the kitchen counters.

(I do need to share that I bought this Annalee witch at Ross last night for a GREATLY REDUCED price. Unfortunately, I hate Annalee dolls).
There is a slate bed regulation size pool table buried under all of this. In the hat box is a cowboy hat I won at the Bucks For Bella raffle (I am still waiting on the cowboy boots I also won as well as a t-shirt and a necklace. Very disheartened by that). Everything on the pool table is destined for THE SHED.
The other half of the stuff in the living room that hasn't made it to the shed yet. I'm working on it, ok? Among other things, a milk glass hobnail lamp, Pyrex bowls of various sizes, a three piece porcelain boudoir set, cool plaid Thermos, etc. The nun stays on the table.

OK-here's part of the garage. That's our old a/c unit -- what a noisy behemoth it was. Most of this is going to the dump when the husband comes home--except of course the antique washstand bought at Habitat for Humanity.
Another garage angle. Guess what's under the sheet???
An antique treadle sewing machine in beautiful condition. Estate sale purchase.

This doesn't look soooo bad, you might think. But remember . . . THE SHED. More tomorrow. Oh, and in case my husband slipped a gear and is actually reading this post without my usual nagging to "Read my blog, honey!": IT WILL ALL BE IN THE SHED BY THE TIME YOU GET HOME!!! Really.

Here's a sneak peak at what's in THE SHED: