BREAKING NEWS - Egg Drop Postponed

Actual headline on the on-line version of the Picayune (Mississippi) Item. Where I live. Apparently the egg drop is a long-time big deal around these parts, and it's being postponed until Easter weekend. We've been getting some bad weather and what with the eggs being dropped out of an airplane, can't have the little kiddies get struck by lightning while they're pushing each other out of the way for plastic eggs. That technique is learned early at the Mardi Gras parades. Our Papa John's Pizza has a good suggestion:


I'm sure we humans would taste much better with a gut full of pepperoni, eh?